There were 4 elders when I left. Thet were really a sharp bunch. Their names were, sleepy, grumpy, dopey, and lazy.
nobody told me
JoinedPosts by nobody told me
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Were Most Of The Elders "On The Ball" In Your Congregation?
by minimus ini think most of the elders relied on the "smart ones" to help them out.
my experience was that there was probably 2 or 3 "sharp ones".
the rest were dopey!
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Jesus' invisible presence
by JH inso, if jesus is invisibly present since the last 90 years, what has he been doing all this time?
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Jesus has been trying to enlighten the Jw's, but there a stuborn bunch you know.
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name a place that has no jws.
by badboy in.
saudi arabia.
trobriand islands(i think i have spelled it right) off papua new guinea
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The Vatican
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Fireworks to be avoided at all birthday parties and Bethel dedications!
by shotgun in.
taken from the feb 4 2004 almost awake mag.
so it's ok for nominal christians but not ones who want to keep free from practises with pagan origins.
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Pinatas are now OK because those old geezers in New York liked the idea of being blindfolded to get their "candy"
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What's the most ridiculous thing you were ever counselled on?
by micheal inone of the cornerstones of jw's is counsel.
they just love to give counsel and many times they will literally make things up just for the sake of counsel.
i was once counselled for joking around too much.
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An elder told me not to read-- Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
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Rape victims.....to scream or not to scream
by gumby inhere was an intresting read.. notice how "the light" seems to change?
poor freddie......he was sooooo confused!.
january 15, 1964 started watchtower women's new year off with a. bang: scream if you're raped or be disfellowshiped!!!.
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Another subject the WTBS has no business in. Rape victims need extreme compassion and understanding. I can't image a victim being subject to an "interview",by elders, to see if there is some sin on the victims part.
It makes me sick to know a 15 yr old sister was disfellowshipped for immorality with a 32 yr old brother. How these elders could not see she was preyed on by this moron is beyond me. Talk about having your head up your ass.
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News! Building Committee Condemning Kingdom Halls!
by metatron inapparently, in some kingdom halls, various brothers on regional building committees are studying indoor.
pollution.
as i told you guys, meeting attendance is being affected by the growing number of witnesses complaining.
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The quick build hall caused many in our hall to feel rather uncomfortable. Esp. when the roof leaked on to those in the audience. So much for quality work.
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Did You Ever "Pray For The Governing Body"?
by minimus inwe were "encouraged" to regularly pray for the governing body because they work so hard and need our prayers sent to jehovah.
......did you or do you still pray for the governing body?
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Is it an unforgivable sin if you did?
"Forgive them for they not know what they are doing"
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Which is worse: Going in Service or Having a Meeting on a Holiday?
by Room 215 in.
i used to dread the prospect of having an evening meeting to to go hanging over my head all day long on a major holiday, almost as much as being compelled to ``go out in service.".
how about you?
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Service Our hall use to have the feild service meetings a little later in order not to distrurb any householders, ha! try not going to their door in the first place.
I did all the holidays, one time or another, I would say there was less success.
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Christmas before Armaggedon arrives
by undercover indoes anyone else remember(years ago) the wts claiming that as time went on and people became less and less godless, that in the years right before armaggedon was to strike, people would forego the celebrating of christmas?.
i remember this being taught when i was a young-un.
i don't know if it was ever in print or not, but i definately remember it being said at book studies and kh meetings.. somebody tell me i'm not dreaming this.
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New Light!!!!!!!!! Santa could arrive some year on a white horse and execute all the
naughty.